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  Riddle:  What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; that which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves? Answer:   Nothing

  A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?” The man replied, “These are my penguins. They belong to me.” “You need to take them to the zoo,” the policeman said. The next day, the officer saw the same guy driving down the road. He pulled him over again. He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!” the officer said. “I did,” the man replied. “And today I’m taking them to the beach."

  LUKE:  What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Incredible Hulk? DAD:  What? LUKE:  Star-Spangled Banner.

  The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three?” “Four,” answered the boy. “What comes after six?” “Seven.” “Very good,” said the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. And what comes after 10?” “Jack.”

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 Q) How many times could you subtract 10 from 100? Ans) Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

  KORBEN:  What did the Swiss cheese say to the cheddar cheese before its date? KATE:  What? KORBEN:  “Looking sharp!”

 So, khan academy. As I have already told about khan academy, this is a great website. But in this there is a course that says SAT, and if you click on this then you can see SAT practices and questions. This is just a small information if you didn't already know. Thats it for today and bye.

  Riddle:  The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it? Answer:   A coffin

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Riddle:  Speaking of rivers, a man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How? Answer:   The river was frozen.

  A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room.  Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Finally, the doctor comes in, prescribes some medicine and hands the man a $250 bill. “This must be a mistake,” the man says. “I’ve been here only 20 minutes!” “No mistake,” the doctor says. “It’s $100 for the lab test, $100 for the cat scan and $50 for the medicine.”

 Q) Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? Ans) He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

  A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.  He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.  He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.  Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.