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Hay MELs, I'm back at it again with another mind-slushing riddle! Hooray! Have at it! Exclamation point! Q: If the olla lollas the lolla then what is the lolla? A: Olla Did you get it?? When asked, a loyal MEL known only as "..." said ""no"".

  Riddle:  What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; that which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves? Answer:   Nothing

  LUKE:  What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Incredible Hulk? DAD:  What? LUKE:  Star-Spangled Banner.

  KORBEN:  What did the Swiss cheese say to the cheddar cheese before its date? KATE:  What? KORBEN:  “Looking sharp!”

  Riddle:  The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it? Answer:   A coffin

Riddle:  Speaking of rivers, a man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How? Answer:   The river was frozen.

 Q) What do you call a pig that can't Karate? Ans) A pork chop. Get it. Ha ha.

  Here's a fun, funny riddle for all you riddle-lovers out there! Riddle:  What sort of room has no furniture or windows? Think about it... Answer:  A dungeon. A very mean, scary-looking dungeon, with poor room service to boot. 0/10, would not visit again. MORAL :  Don't get caught.

 Riddle:  There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer:   There aren’t any, it’s a one-story house.      Did you get it?

our golfers named Mr. Black, Mr. White, Mr. Brown and Mr. Blue were competing in a tournament. The caddy didn't know their names, so he asked them. One of them, Mr. Brown, told a lie. The 1st golfer said "The 2nd Golfer is Mr. Black." The 2nd golfer said "I am not Mr. Blue!" The 3rd golfer said "Mr. White? That's the 4th golfer." And the 4th golfer remained silent. Which one of the golfers is Mr. Blue? Answer- The third one

 Ricky's father has four sons: May, June, July, ______ What is the name of the fourth son? Answer: Ricky. It is Ricky's father, so Ricky is one of the sons.