MELruzers

  Riddle:  What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; that which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves? Answer:   Nothing

  A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?” The man replied, “These are my penguins. They belong to me.” “You need to take them to the zoo,” the policeman said. The next day, the officer saw the same guy driving down the road. He pulled him over again. He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!” the officer said. “I did,” the man replied. “And today I’m taking them to the beach."

  The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three?” “Four,” answered the boy. “What comes after six?” “Seven.” “Very good,” said the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. And what comes after 10?” “Jack.”

 Q) How many times could you subtract 10 from 100? Ans) Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

  Riddle:  The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it? Answer:   A coffin

Riddle:  Speaking of rivers, a man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How? Answer:   The river was frozen.

  A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room.  Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Finally, the doctor comes in, prescribes some medicine and hands the man a $250 bill. “This must be a mistake,” the man says. “I’ve been here only 20 minutes!” “No mistake,” the doctor says. “It’s $100 for the lab test, $100 for the cat scan and $50 for the medicine.”

 Q) Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? Ans) He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

  A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.  He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.  He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.  Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.

 Q) Why should you never believe a clock? Ans) Its usually second hand information

I am beautiful, up in the sky. I am magical, yet I cannot fly. To people I bring luck, to some people, riches. The boy at my end does whatever he wishes. What am I? Answer- Rainbow

 Q) What do you call a pig that can't Karate? Ans) A pork chop. Get it. Ha ha.

  AYN:  Why did the lady put roller-skate wheels under her rocking chair? MAGGIE:  I don’t know. Why? AYN:  So she could rock ’n’ roll.

 Riddle:  There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer:   There aren’t any, it’s a one-story house.      Did you get it?

  A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, “Can we help you with your luggage?” The photon says, “No, thanks. I’m traveling light.”

Q) Why were the fishes grades low?  Ans) It was below see level. Get it ha ha 

 Q) Why is it annoying to eat next to baseball players? Ans) They dribble all the time. Get it, ha ha.

So, as you can see about the blog post, it currently shows the authors names, but in a couple of months it will change to Math, computer science and piano. I am trying my best to educate everyone with all I have. I believe when we share information it will benefit both the teacher and the students. Teachers will benefit by remembering the information told for longer and students by gaining the new information told. So, that's it for now, will update more about the plan soon, if we have any changes or anything. So, stay tuned.

Q) What is the best thing about Switzerland? Ans) I don't know but the flag is a big plus, ha ha, get it.

Q) Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?        Ans)  In case she needed to draw blood, get it, ha ha. Okay Mel's that's it for today.