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Hay MELs, I'm back at it again with another mind-slushing riddle! Hooray! Have at it! Exclamation point! Q: If the olla lollas the lolla then what is the lolla? A: Olla Did you get it?? When asked, a loyal MEL known only as "..." said ""no"".

  Riddle:  What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; that which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves? Answer:   Nothing

  Riddle:  The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it? Answer:   A coffin

Riddle:  Speaking of rivers, a man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How? Answer:   The river was frozen.

 Q) What do you call a pig that can't Karate? Ans) A pork chop. Get it. Ha ha.

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