Joke

Because there aren't any ideas for actual posts whizzing into my bran cells, here's a joke! Hahaha, very funny! Ohh wait, I should probably tell it first. Here goes:

Joke:

A carefree little bunny is popping and hopping through the Enchanted Broccoli Forest, when he suddenly comes across a very sad-looking asthmatic elephant. "Yo elephant-man, let's go on a run through the forest. It's great for health", says the bunny.

So the bunny and the elephant are running and huffing and puffing, when they come across a zebra that has a twisted ankle. "Hey zebra-dude", says the bunny, "Let's go on a run through the forest. You'll get that ankle working in no time!"

So the bunny and the elephant and the zebra are running and huffing and puffing and screaming in pain when they come across an elderly monkey on a tree. He doesn't have any immediate problems like the elephant and zebra did, but that doesn't stop the bunny from asking: "Let's go on a run through the forest. Who knows, it might cure your old age!"

The monkey simply replied, "Oh, all of you are lions now or what?"

Moral: Don't run around like a stupid, even if some cute-looking bunny tells you to.