Ay MEL's. Who wants to be put to sleep? This Article'll help with that!

 

It may have come to your attention that the folks at MELnewzersruzers haven't been posting recently. Since August 29, 2021, in fact. Well, this has happened because we were put to sleep, so to speak. And this was so well done that we never woke up. In fact, I am still sleeping to this day. 

And now you can do the same!

Here at the Ruzers, we've compiled the best, absolutely drowsiest sleeping tips for all your sleeping needs. Sleeping sleepily sleeps, you feel? Sleeeep.

Tip 1:

Sleep.

Tip 2:

Don't get up.

Tip 3:

Repeat, at least every night

Tip 4: 

Sleep.