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  It may have come to your attention that the folks at MEL newzers ruzers haven't been posting recently. Since  August 29, 2021 , in fact. Well, this has happened because we were put to sleep, so to speak. And this was so well done that we never woke up. In fact, I am still sleeping to this day.  And now you can do the same! Here at the Ruzers, we've compiled the best, absolutely drowsiest sleeping tips for all your sleeping needs. Sleeping sleepily sleeps, you feel? Sleeeep. Tip 1: Sleep. Tip 2: Don't get up. Tip 3: Repeat, at least every night Tip 4:  Sleep.

Hay MELs, I'm back at it again with another mind-slushing riddle! Hooray! Have at it! Exclamation point! Q: If the olla lollas the lolla then what is the lolla? A: Olla Did you get it?? When asked, a loyal MEL known only as "..." said ""no"".

                  Hello guys, I mean (cough cough) Mels. The cough was just normal(not corona). Today’s story is going to be different, because we told that we would resume on the 2nd of august but since you guys are boiling I decided to make a new thing, where we add a new post cheekily and secretly. The first one who comments gets a shoutout from the author. Now I’m sure no one wants to miss that out. Okay, let’s get into the incident, and one last thing, to make this interesting I’ll make up a name of the character and you guys, after hearing the story should search up and find the name of the guy and comment, this way you can get shouted in the next post and we know that your a true MELer. Okay so this was a incident that happened in “maheshmatti”,where a son of a rich boy went to school,  he graduated from Yale university and was also a big golf player, he got so successful in golf that he won the international goal competition afte...

     Hay dyudes, today we're going to discuss one of the greatest MELs out there, MEL Fisher. Now, MEL Fisher was just your ordinary kid growing up. He was a country-man in Glen Park, Indiana, born in 1922 with nothing unusual to his name besides some big dreams. MEL wanted to become a treasure hunter, just like he saw Jim Hawkins and others do in the books he looked to for inspiration. But alas, Indiana isn't known for its sunken treasures, or oceans at all for that matter. And so MEL had to wait. But he was destined to aMELiorate his own present situation of boredom and not belonging,  that was for sure.      After graduating college, serving overseas as an Army Engineer, and moving from Indiana to Florida and California,  MEL still hadn't forgotten his dream of diving and finding sunken treasure. Soon, he took some lessons, opened a small scuba shop (first in the world) (in addition to a chicken ranch) (the chicken ranch wasn't a new thing, the...

                                                                 In 1964, during his final year in college a 21 year old man named harry decided to take acting class because he was a shy student. But this class has changed everything for harry, he found out that he really loved acting and also found his future wife there. After college he get married and they then fly to Hollywood to find some acting opportunities. He then gets a contract which pays him little to nothing, and all the opportunities he got were small and unnoticeable. After 2 years he got significantly higher role than he used to, which was a 60 second clip in which he actually gets a chance to speak. After finishing all his shoot he goes to the head quarters of Colombia pictures where the producer of this scene watches the scene and called harry over him to t...

What's good MEL's. Ooops I know some might be mad that I haven't uploaded for a long time but guess what I'm back, that's what matters yay!! Given that MELnewzers is now all about horror/crime/mysterious stories, here's a very good one: On March 29th, 2000, the 12th episode of CBS medical drama City of Angels  aired, titled "TO Halve or Halve Not". Is that important to the horror/crime/mysterious story at hand? Well, you'll just have to wait and see... (spoiler: no.) On November 7th, 1872, a ship called the Mary Celeste  set sail from New York Harbor towards Genoa, Italy. On board was captain Benjamin Briggs, his cousin Sarah Elizabeth Cob b, 2-year old daughter Sophia Matilda Briggs, his wife Sarah Elizabeth Cobb, and a robust crew: Albert G. Richardson, Andrew Gilling, Edward William Head (who possessed a body in  addition to the head), Volkert and Boz Lorensen (two names, not one), Arian Martens, and Gottlieb Goudschaal. The troupe of ten (as th...

                                  Hello Guys, Ooops Mel's. I know some might be mad that I haven't uploaded for a long time but guess what I'm back, that's what matters yay!! We are back again with our posts there will be 3-5 posts each week. This time I would like to switch up the topics to make it a bit more interesting, no more jokes or riddles since those or super small posts, we will now have horror/crime/mysterious stories pulled out from articles on the internet, motivational blogs or on some other topic long and precise. On July 9th, 1999, 17-year-old Thomas Nazzaro was taking a 30 days mountaineering course in which 10 students and 3 instructors are also a part. On the 26th day they all were at the bottom of the glacier, and it was customary to choose a couple of students who did well to go up the glacier on their own. Thomas was one of them, after choosing and all they let the students go...

                    Hello Guys, this site is ready. There will be one or two posts that will be posted weekly from June-july. We are going to post two, but they are long and detailed, compared to the previous posts which were around 2-3 lines. Anyway, stay tuned.

  Riddle:  What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; that which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves? Answer:   Nothing

  A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?” The man replied, “These are my penguins. They belong to me.” “You need to take them to the zoo,” the policeman said. The next day, the officer saw the same guy driving down the road. He pulled him over again. He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!” the officer said. “I did,” the man replied. “And today I’m taking them to the beach."

  LUKE:  What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Incredible Hulk? DAD:  What? LUKE:  Star-Spangled Banner.

  The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three?” “Four,” answered the boy. “What comes after six?” “Seven.” “Very good,” said the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. And what comes after 10?” “Jack.”

  See ya.

 Q) How many times could you subtract 10 from 100? Ans) Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

  KORBEN:  What did the Swiss cheese say to the cheddar cheese before its date? KATE:  What? KORBEN:  “Looking sharp!”

 So, khan academy. As I have already told about khan academy, this is a great website. But in this there is a course that says SAT, and if you click on this then you can see SAT practices and questions. This is just a small information if you didn't already know. Thats it for today and bye.

  Riddle:  The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it? Answer:   A coffin

I know SAT tests are coming for most high schoolers, and for people who want to get more questions, they could use the SAT app that is in the App Store. I have used it, it gives SAT practice questions similar too, real test. So go check it out and ace SAT. Don't forget this is not sponsored, this is our opinion and we do this because we genuinely think that this is a good App.

Riddle:  Speaking of rivers, a man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How? Answer:   The river was frozen.

  A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room.  Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Finally, the doctor comes in, prescribes some medicine and hands the man a $250 bill. “This must be a mistake,” the man says. “I’ve been here only 20 minutes!” “No mistake,” the doctor says. “It’s $100 for the lab test, $100 for the cat scan and $50 for the medicine.”