Joke
Q) Why should you never believe a clock? Ans) Its usually second hand information
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Joke
Because there aren't any ideas for actual posts whizzing into my bran cells, here's a joke! Hahaha, very funny! Ohh wait, I should probably tell it first. Here goes: Joke: A carefree little bunny is popping and hopping through the Enchanted Broccoli Forest, when he suddenly comes across a very sad-looking asthmatic elephant. "Yo elephant-man, let's go on a run through the forest. It's great for health", says the bunny. So the bunny and the elephant are running and huffing and puffing, when they come across a zebra that has a twisted ankle. "Hey zebra-dude", says the bunny, "Let's go on a run through the forest. You'll get that ankle working in no time!" So the bunny and the elephant and the zebra are running and huffing and puffing and screaming in pain when they come across an elderly monkey on a tree. He doesn't have any immediate problems like the elephant and zebra did, but that doesn't stop the bunny from asking: "...
Riddle
I am beautiful, up in the sky. I am magical, yet I cannot fly. To people I bring luck, to some people, riches. The boy at my end does whatever he wishes. What am I? Answer- Rainbow
Joke
AYN: Why did the lady put roller-skate wheels under her rocking chair? MAGGIE: I don’t know. Why? AYN: So she could rock ’n’ roll.
Riddle
The answer to this riddle is left as an exercise to the reader (mainly because we tried and couldn't solve it). So, good luck, fellow MELs.
What's up MELs, and link to a great website.
Hello MELs, this is Banana The Human here. I'm a new author, but I'm gonna be writing jokes and quotes stuff, don't worry. Just to make your day, I'm gonna link a great website here. Its called Hecrenews. Its got news stories that will definetly cheer you up, regardless of how true they are. Heres a quote from an article from an author called Banana The Human(no relation) who works at Hecrenews. “My mom would be so proud of me, you know, if she knew I had been arrested 43 times for attempted theft of a potted plant." Isn't that funny MELs? Well there are a great more articles in Hecrenews that will make your day. Here is the link. Hecrenews . Well, that's it for now MELs. I'll leave you with a good historical meme detailing the Battle of Bunker Hill.