MELruzers

 Q) Why should you never believe a clock? Ans) Its usually second hand information

Because there aren't any ideas for actual posts whizzing into my bran cells, here's a joke! Hahaha, very funny! Ohh wait, I should probably tell it first. Here goes: Joke: A carefree little bunny is popping and hopping through the Enchanted Broccoli Forest, when he suddenly comes across a very sad-looking asthmatic elephant. "Yo elephant-man, let's go on a run through the forest. It's great for health", says the bunny. So the bunny and the elephant are running and huffing and puffing, when they come across a zebra that has a twisted ankle. "Hey zebra-dude", says the bunny, "Let's go on a run through the forest. You'll get that ankle working in no time!" So the bunny and the elephant and the zebra are running and huffing and puffing and screaming in pain when they come across an elderly monkey on a tree. He doesn't have any immediate problems like the elephant and zebra did, but that doesn't stop the bunny from asking: "...

I am beautiful, up in the sky. I am magical, yet I cannot fly. To people I bring luck, to some people, riches. The boy at my end does whatever he wishes. What am I? Answer- Rainbow

 Q) What do you call a pig that can't Karate? Ans) A pork chop. Get it. Ha ha.

  AYN:  Why did the lady put roller-skate wheels under her rocking chair? MAGGIE:  I don’t know. Why? AYN:  So she could rock ’n’ roll.

  The answer to this riddle is left as an exercise to the reader (mainly because we tried and couldn't solve it). So, good luck, fellow MELs.

Hello MELs, this is Banana The Human here. I'm a new author, but I'm gonna be writing jokes and quotes stuff, don't worry. Just to make your day, I'm gonna link a great website here. Its called Hecrenews. Its got news stories that will definetly cheer you up, regardless of how true they are. Heres a quote from an article from an author called Banana The Human(no relation) who works at Hecrenews. “My mom would be so proud of me, you know, if she knew I had been arrested 43 times for attempted theft of a potted plant." Isn't that funny MELs? Well there are a great more articles in Hecrenews that will make your day. Here is the link.  Hecrenews . Well, that's it for now MELs. I'll leave you with a good historical meme detailing the Battle of Bunker Hill.

  His eyes were raging, that scraggly beast. His lips were bursting, with rows of angry teeth. Upon his back a razor was found. It was a fearsome battle we fought, my life – or his, one would be bought. And when we were through, and death chilled the air, we cut out his heart, and ate it with flair. Answer- Boar

  Here's a fun, funny riddle for all you riddle-lovers out there! Riddle:  What sort of room has no furniture or windows? Think about it... Answer:  A dungeon. A very mean, scary-looking dungeon, with poor room service to boot. 0/10, would not visit again. MORAL :  Don't get caught.

  Look at this picture. There is sweat on that man's face. He looks tired from exertion. Must be out there, giving 110% right? Well, not always. You see, simply working hard is not doing the best that you can possibly do at the task. Working hard means that your body is hard-pressed to do its best, and that's great, it really is. But even if your body is working as hard as it could, your mind may not be all there. Say you're studying like mad for an upcoming test. If your hands are taking notes and answering questions but your mind is thinking about a movie trailer that was supposed to drop today, you really won't get much done. If you have both your body and mind (hey, maybe even the intellect!) into the activity you're doing, be it studying or exercising or trying not to make spelling mistakes when chatting with friends. And above all, don't try to distract yourself from the pain (if any). If you get bored while studying and start thinking: "I can't w...

 Riddle:  There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer:   There aren’t any, it’s a one-story house.      Did you get it?

  A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, “Can we help you with your luggage?” The photon says, “No, thanks. I’m traveling light.”

Ohhhh boy, there have been many updates/ informations this month. But coming to the main topic, I am going to be uploading riddles and jokes for two months straight. This is to start your day well and with a positive attitude. Other authors might upload but me, I am uploading jokes/ riddles and once its November 1 we will start uploading like normal again, less jokes or riddles and more information/education related stuff. I might upload some here and their but mostly jokes and riddles.

our golfers named Mr. Black, Mr. White, Mr. Brown and Mr. Blue were competing in a tournament. The caddy didn't know their names, so he asked them. One of them, Mr. Brown, told a lie. The 1st golfer said "The 2nd Golfer is Mr. Black." The 2nd golfer said "I am not Mr. Blue!" The 3rd golfer said "Mr. White? That's the 4th golfer." And the 4th golfer remained silent. Which one of the golfers is Mr. Blue? Answer- The third one

Q) Why were the fishes grades low?  Ans) It was below see level. Get it ha ha 

So yes, we will be doing quote analysis of Warren Buffet's quotes. So let's get started. If we have to understand this quote deeply, you should know the other quote too which is " Be greedy when others are fearful and when other are fearful be greedy". So, when people are too greedy, then be scared and when everyones scared in the market, begin being greedy. " The stock market is a device" and the people who are not patient, will loose money and the people who are patient will gain money. In fact the biggest factor in stock market is patience. If you don't have patience then be as far as you can from stock market. Many people have lost millions in this, they all believe that this is some kind of get rich scheme. They all don't even understand the basics. If you understand closely then you can see, that all those people are speculators and Warren Buffett is investor. We need to understand the difference between a speculator and a investor. Speculation...

Yes MEL's, we are done evaluation two quotes from Steve Jobs, and want to do someone new, so we will find a new person and post the quote with analysis. It might be tomorrow, so watch out. Ohhhhh, shoot gave out the information.

 Ricky's father has four sons: May, June, July, ______ What is the name of the fourth son? Answer: Ricky. It is Ricky's father, so Ricky is one of the sons.

 "In a gentle way, you can shake the world"- Mahatma Gandhi This is a quote from Mahatma Gandhi, one of the main people behind the Indian Independence Movement. He supported nonviolence and helped India gain freedom from the British. In this quote, Gandhi says to not enforce violence or means of fighting people physically in order to combat your problems, but instead to use peace and tactically solve them. He is saying that violence is not the only way to change the world, but you can use peace and smartness to change it too.

  Hello MEL's , today we got a App that can teach any people who are beginners and want to play piano for fun and explore if that is their type. The name of the App is SimplyPiano, it can be found in App Store don't know about Android. I have personally used it and it is pretty good. I mean it is not free, it gives a free trial for 3 days and then it charges. I just used the free trial and saw that it increased my knowledge. This is not sponsored, I am advertising this because I believe it can help you guys. This is only for "Beginners". I used it when I was a beginner, and it will defiantly help starters or beginners a lot. Give it a try. Thats it and see you with an other App/Website an other time.

                EDX, this is a great app/website. In this app/ website you get to learn many things. It is offered by colleges all across the globe and contains variety of courses. Some of which are free, which is the reason it is listed in MELnewzers, because we take use of that. So, right when you type edx and go in the website you are going to see, many types of careers such as-  IT, health science, then click on your desired program, after that you can see the courses you can take. Then, click on the course that interests you. When you do that, you can see it gives two options on the bottom. One to take the free path without certificate and one to take the path with certificate with costs money. depending upon you, you can take any, but for the people who just want to learn, they can take the free course and learn. Thats it for today see you soon with something different.

     Now we've really lost it. Instead of uploading an image (like we've never done, ever), or gif, we've uploaded a video. On a series titled "Words about Pictures"! How could we!? What has MELnewzers come to?          Well, if you'd just take a look at said video, you might change your mind. This is a quite exquisite video, don't you think. Why don't you watch it again. There, much better. You could even watch it a third time, but only if you're a serious MEL.      What can we learn from this video? First, let's discuss what actually happened in the video. The schoolchild swung a sword around, very fancy-like, and then said, "Don't smoke weed; smoke Jesus". This message is very, very profound and we all should all try to incorporate it into our daily lives. How so? Well, that's what I'm about to spit.     It's important to not let distractions like drugs interfere with your daily life, and your plan to aim for succes...

 Q) Why is it annoying to eat next to baseball players? Ans) They dribble all the time. Get it, ha ha.

                         Hello MEL's today I am back with a App that can help you learn most of the languages. It for sure includes 80% of the languages taught in school such as French, Spanish, Chinese, but unfortunately not ASL. Which is why as I said, it covers 80% of the school taught languages. And the App is Duolingo. This is a great language learning app, I have used it to learn French and recommend it, because it teaches you from beginning to end.  And if you reach the end you are the master in that language now. Now go, give it a try.

This is Learning App/Website. This is similar to other Apps that I have mentioned before. In this App/Website you can learn about various types of fields. This has been looked a worked on by many of my peers and me in some cases. We approve that this is a good place to learn various types of career fields. Even if you don't want to do the career you can at least explore through this. This is not a sponsored post, and that's it for today, see you soon with an other App/Website.

So, as you can see about the blog post, it currently shows the authors names, but in a couple of months it will change to Math, computer science and piano. I am trying my best to educate everyone with all I have. I believe when we share information it will benefit both the teacher and the students. Teachers will benefit by remembering the information told for longer and students by gaining the new information told. So, that's it for now, will update more about the plan soon, if we have any changes or anything. So, stay tuned.