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Q) What is the best thing about Switzerland? Ans) I don't know but the flag is a big plus, ha ha, get it.

 So, we have an other update/plan back to back. This is about our website, so as you guys already know we upload about jokes, quote evaluations, motivational articles and more. We wanted expand it more such as making this place, one spot to know math, computer science and piano. These are some of my specialities so anyone interested could watch the videos and earn some knowledge. The Math is going to start from Pre-Algebra through Calc BC, this can take a long time but we will get through it I promise. And the piano too is going to start from beginning and will go all the way to advanced. Computer science is the same from basics to advanced. I will be using codehs to explain about computer science. So, that's it for now. Will tell more plans in upcoming blogs.

 Hello Mel's, today we are telling you something important. We upload jokes as you know. Some of these jokes could be found online, so we give credit to all the jokes that are found online. All the other articles about apps, quotes and evaluation's are all made by us. It's hard to make up jokes, so we take jokes from online, that make us funny to make you guises days. And that's it Mel's stay tuned for new jokes.

  Hello Guys, so yes an other app for coders. Don't be fooled by the app's logo.  It has more than just python. You can learn coding for various languages, learn about servers, SQL and more. I used it to build a little bit of skill myself and it is great. You just have to follow its instructions and you'll be all set to master that language.

Q) Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?        Ans)  In case she needed to draw blood, get it, ha ha. Okay Mel's that's it for today.

Here's a joke to make your day brighter What is the dressing that cows love the most? Moostard.

  “ Dream  is not that which you see while sleeping it is something that does not let you sleep.” - Abdul Kalam, former ISRO scientist and former Indian president. This was a quote from Abdul Kalam, the 11th president of India and a former rocket scientist. He was born in a lower middle class family in the state of Tamil Nadu, and he made his way up though lots of hard work and dedication. He worked very hard for his dream to become a reality and in the end, he achieved more than just his dream, which was to make India proud. His message for people is to follow our dreams and work very hard for it without letting anything disturb us or get in our way. That is what he is trying to convey to us people through this quote.

             A man and his wife walk into a restaurant together. The man says he wants some H2O, while the woman says she wants H2O too. The man drinks the water and is ready to order some food, and when he looks at his wife, he finds her to be dead. How does the man's wife die? Answer: She asked for H2O too, but the waiter thought she asked for H2O2, which is hydrogen peroxide, a deadly chemical compound. So, when she drank it, she died. So, did you get it?

CodeAcademyGo, so yes, by the name you might know what this is about- coding and that's absolutely right. This app is about coding, it has two parts, one is paid and one is free. This is especially for beginners in coding. This can teach you how to code, build a website with html, css and GitHub pages, javascript, c++, creating a front end app and many more. The beginner could actually start their career from here. This has most the coding languages and goes in depth, even though it's free. You just go to App Store, yes it is for apple, I don't really know if it's also there in android but I know it's in apple for sure. So, MEL's that's it for today, and also this is not a sponsored app, we just genuinely believe that this could impact your coding skills and make one better.

              Khan Academy, this is a great app/website to use for anyone. This has professional teachers who teach you everything from 1st to Calculus BC for free, with unlimited practice questions. I used this website for many thing, I take many courses in high school and some courses are hard to grasped in class, so I use this app to better understand. If you are in high school and take AP's/Honors or normal level classes, this can help you a lot. Instead of paying 100s and 100s of dollars to tutors, you can use this to get both practice questions and explanation. In some cases I would say that this is better than tutoring teachers. You just have to go to google type in Khan academy, click on sign up if you're not already signed up, then you choose the courses that best fit you and start progressing along.  Lastly, this is not sponsored, we choose this because we genuinely believe it can impact peoples life's for better.

  Hello, dear MELs. This is the second installment in our series analyzing the quotes of Steve Jobs, and how you can use these to better live your life. The quote that we'll analyze today is "Stay hungry, stay foolish." No, I don't think that was big enough. How about this: "STAY HUNGRY, STAY FOOLISH"      There, much better. Steve jobs said this during a 2005 speech given at Stanford. He found "Stay hungry, Stay foolish" on the final issue of a magazine named The Whole Earth Catalog , which Jobs followed. On its last issue, as a piece of advice to its readers, it said, "Stay hungry, Stay foolish".  But what is this supposed to mean? Isn't being hungry a bad thing? Nobody wants to be foolish, right? Well, let's look at it from Jobs's perspective. Steve  Jobs was the first in his family to attend college, but dropped out after he found that college didn't do much for him. He then spent a period of his life actually being hu...

 We have an information/update to tell you guys. So MELnewzers team after a meeting has decided to also tell you guys about websites, apps and institutions. They are not sponsored, anytime we have a sponsor we will say it to you. But, the main goal is to tell you guys websites and places where you can learn. Don't worry we will also give a detailed description of how to use it and the benefits of it. It's like explaining about a website that we feel you could be educated from. Thankyou, and stay tuned MEL's.

           Quote- You can't connect the dots looking forward, you can only connect them looking backward, so you have to trust that the dots will some how connect to you in future"      Okay so if you get a problem in life, then sometimes you don't know why it's happening. Whether it's for good or bad. You just ask one question - "Why is this happening to me?". But if you go in future, look behind, and try to connect each and every dot. Whether it's good or bad. You will slowly understand the meaning of the whole journey. So, you have to trust that somehow the dots will connect in the future. Anything happening in your life is for a reason. This reason could be hard to understand now but could be understood in future, and when you do, then you will start to understand everything happened to you and how it helped you. Okay so, why is this thinking unique or useful? Its, useful because For example- we have a situation in life where we have been...

                       This question basically mean, how to achieve your goals. Okay lets get into it, If you observe a lion closely in forest, you can see that it stores it's energy. It doesn't run around like a stupid. This is because if it does that then it wouldn't have anergy when it needs it. Conserving energy is important. How do you conserve  the energy? If you have work. I mean it's not like you have work 24/7. Out of 24 hours you will properly have 4 hours where you actually do something that is important. This is the time where you have to put your full focus, dedication and effort. Once you're done with that task then you should relax. Mentally and physically. When you're doing this you are restoring the energy. Like if we sleep then we are bringing the energy back. You should know these both skills in life. Sometimes you shouldn't waste your energy, people usually get energet...

     When you're working on something, there's always times that you say you're working but aren't really. You could be distracted by something, or just zoned out. Let's be honest. In times like these, you hardly get any work done at all. Here are some tips to keep you productive, even in these hard times. Structure Work Time      One potential tip to help you work more is to designate what you'll do at every time of the day. If you create a schedule for yourself, it leads to you being able to cut yourself away from distractions. On the schedule, you should put down whatever you intend to do for that period. If you decide you should take a break, put that on the schedule too. The most important thing is to never disobey the schedule. If you do, then that defeats the whole purpose.      An additional tip that you can utilize in your schedule is, in addition to what you will be doing for certain time periods, put what you seek to accomplish. Th...

Joke:      There once was a man who really didn't like punch. Fruit punch? No, thank you. Punch to the face? Not on your life. Punch card at the local ice-cream eatery? No, are you mad?      So, he didn't like punch, of any kind. Well, one day, the man was at this hip-and-cool party late at night. And what was the drink of choice? You guessed it, punch. Well the man didn't want none of that, so he stormed out. His friends tried to reason with him, but he was adamant. "You either have the punch, or you have me", he said.       It was some really good punch, so the friends said they would catch up later. The man started to walk back to his punch-free household. Suddenly, he saw a woman walking her dog and said hi. The woman said hi back, and the man continued to his house. Then he got a good night's sleep and had oatmeal for breakfast the next morning. Moral- Oatmeal is a good breakfast, you should try it sometime

  Hello MEL's we have completed Albert Einsteins quote evaluation's. Now it's going to be a new person and his quotes. Uffff, already gave a clue, yup it's a great man again. Stay tuned for the next one.

     Handshakes: a simple gesture of greeting that,  somehow, tells a person how good you are at life. A single handshake has the power to make--or break-- a relationship. So listen up, MEL's. This is real important stuff. T he importance of a perfect handshake cannot be overstated enough. Types of Handshakes      There are many different styles of handshakes that you can go for. Some people recommend the real firm handshakes, but do not go all movie star and try to break the other person's hand. Even if you could, breaking somebody's hand is not the way to start a long-term relationship. But don't go in the other direction, either. Don't go all flibby-flobby and pretend you don't have any muscles in your hand. The handshake should be the same for both parties involved. And definitely don't bring the other hand into it. That's just not cool, dyude.      You want to shake the person's hand very few times. Maybe up, then down, then up aga...

I mean we never even uploaded anything related to news so. We cant really call this a news site. We decided to upload educational, impactful, knowledgeful, jokes, quote evaluation's and many more that relate more towards education. I mean this is a news website related to all these except news. We are still progressing and will release our actual news website next year during the summer. That website is going to contain only news. 

 Hello guys, I am your new author, Rahul Karthik, and today I would like to share with you guys who I am. First of all, I am going to be starting 11th grade in a school in Frisco ISD, which is a good school district in my opinion. I have many friends where I live, and that is very important because, to me, friends are people who can help me whenever I need something and also play with me. I also do cricket outside of school, and I enjoy it very much. I use that as an extra curricular activity as well as a sport for my hobby and I love playing cricket. Also, in my school, I am ranked 13th for all 11th graders in my school, and I take a lot of pride in that. But, to me, ranks do not decide everything. The main goal in school is to learn as much as you can and apply it to your life. But, if you want to get a good rank, you have to study well and understand what you study while being honest. So, that's it from me for now.

                  Coding there are many free websites and apps from which you can learn coding. There are plenty of apps that offer you free training and give detailed explanations. As I already said in previous post, if you have internet and a device, you can learn anything. One website that can teach you any type of coding language is W3 schools( https://www.w3schools.com/html/default.asp ). You can make anything once you use this website. It's not just about information that you get. It also depends on you, you need to put forth the effort and should want to learn. 

  Based on knowledge and what happened in past could be repeated again, but we can't create something new out of it. Until one has imagination. Meaning first we image something and then use the knowledge and this is fine. but if we only think about it based on knowledge, then it's impossible to do something new. Based on knowledge we could repeat the same things, going in circle. For example if theirs a bulb and if you have knowledge about it, then you could build more bulbs with that knowledge. It could become a factory and more bulbs could be produced. Sorry guys, this is all. This quote has a lot to it and I went just a bit in depth. I didn't have time because of my college course. But, today is when it will end so great things about come soon. 

    This is a great quote and when he said this quote, computers were not developed. Internet didn't penetrate that much, but he knew what was going to happen in the future. He gave this statement based on that. Why is it not important to learn facts in education? If we talk about todays world, then facts are available in a click of button. So that mean if you go to school/college and learn and put it in the brain. What is the use of it? everything's already online. if you memories everything and have to retrieve it then how is that going to be possible. You would have to ask that question to yourself and you remember and tell it. But if you had to ask a question then you could have asked the same question to your iPhone. You could ask about this/that and the mobile will give you the answer. Do you think you could be able to feed as much knowledge as iPhone or that's present in Google? If all we think about education is to feed facts into our brains, then our brain will alw...

Yes yes yes, MELnewzers has a new author. He is also going to help educate, entertain and tell you guys the latest news. The Author's going to tell everything about him in a post, including his name, so stay tuned.

2 Jokes in 2 days?? How is this possible? We said one joke a week, but we couldn't resist.  Note: According to legend, this joke was once told by a black belt in Kung Fu, so you know it's good. Joke: A man walks into a barber shop and asks how long the wait is. The barber tells him, "2 hours". The man leaves. Two hours later, the man hasn't come back and the barber is confused. Thinking that the man forgot, the barber just continues his work. The next day, the same man walks into the same barber shop and asks the same barber how long the wait is. It's a crowded day, so the barber says "3 hours". As soon as the barber is about to ask the man why he never showed up yesterday, the man leaves. Three hours go back, and the crowd at the barber shop lessens. The man never comes.  On the third day that the man comes to the barber shop, the barber immediately asks him why he's asking how long the wait is if he doesn't even show up. The man ignores him...

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Hello MEL’s we are really proud today. We hit 1000 total views, that tells me that many people are interested in our blogs. I still remember the first blog I uploaded and waited for 3-4 till I got my first viewer. We are really happy and ask you people to view and educate/entertain yourself more. We have many more uploaded and plans for this site.Also, I encourage you guys very much to share this blog so that more people could become educated/entertained.

We said a joke a week, but we just can't resist posting more. They are very funny, you know? Joke: A man walks into a bowling alley. Moral- Don't be like goat-man.

Credit goes to  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq7Y2xx-U6A      Ok, so we may have cheated a little. Posting a gif instead of an image, kind of in the grey/gray area, no? And on our first entry of this series, too. How could we? Well, we at MELnewzers decided that we could talk about images, gif, or even videos. Essentially, anything that doesn't contain text. And NO, we do not have to write a thousand words for every frame in this gif. That would be a lot. A huge amount. In short, no.      This gif is a quite interesting one. It depicts a chess game between a goat-man and another player, who may or may not be a goat-man himself. The gif begins with the (aptly clothed) black player taking White's a pawn. The goat-man playing white (also aptly clothed) considers the position (as shown by him drumming his fingers and stroking his goat-beard), and then clenches his fist. Then he knocks the majority of the pieces off of the board.     ...